Satire from The Onion: Social Security Reform Bill to Live Faster, Die Younger

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I love The Onion.  This is a pretty deadly picture of what bipartisan cooperation could look like in terms of tackling the budget deficit.  (Just kidding – really)

I apologize for the lack of captioning, but I couldn’t pass this up.  If there’s a good transcriptionist reading this, I promise you gratitude and credit if you want to transcribe this and send it to me.

WARNING – This is probably NSFW and not for people who don’t like obscenity.

And remember – it’s SATIRE.

Introductory blurb: The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs.


Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger