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The Onion: Brain-Dead Teen, Limited to Texting and Rolling Eyes, to be Euthanized (SATIRE)

I love The Onion.

I’m pretty sure that the writers aren’t taking a position on euthanasia here, but doing what satirists do best; they’ve taken a well-known, overused, emotionally manipulative and predictable script – and then twisted the context.

I apologize for the lack of captioning, but I couldn’t pass this up. If there’s a good transcriptionist reading this, I promise you gratitude and credit if you want to transcribe this and send the transcript for posting.

So – for those of you who’ve followed NDY and enjoy satire, enjoy the video. For pro-euthanasia advocates who’ve checked in to see what we’re up to, prepare to be offended by the video story below.

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized